Anyway, I work in a bank, and I'll wash you clean. I specialize specifically in the securities business, I am an expert.
Well, I don't want to joke about this. I'd rather go to Ohio and give you a good beating. You're lucky I'm having dinner now, otherwise I'd have scolded you thoroughly.
But since I don't believe or assume everything about you either, I'll rather laugh when I've had my fill. You have terrible jokes, my love.

Please don't make me nervous, I'm about to pass out. I'm going to eat now because I'm hungry. I hope you're just kidding. It's still April 1st. I hope this is just an April fool's joke.


My darling Rosine, I was going to send you this as a comment and not tell you until later that it was an April Fools Joke but I thought further about it because you might be so mad at me that you would come to Ohio and kick my ass ... am I correct?? :)

I am going to jail for 2 years starting this Monday for violating Section 16 of the Securities and Exchange Act of 1994. I will miss you very much, my darling Rosine ..

According to the SEC’s complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Ohio, I worked in the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research. Beginning as early as July 2020, they say I purchased shares for a profit before 19 positive announcements regarding FDA decisions, shorted stock for a profit before six negative announcements, and sold shares to avoid losses before two negative announcements.

The SEC alleges that I used the trading profits for my own personal benefit. They alleged checks totaling at least $1.2 million were written from the accounts I used for trading to a bank account in my name, to me or my off shore accounts directly, or to credit card companies to pay off balances in accounts in my name. Nearly $65,000 worth of checks were written from the brokerage accounts to car dealerships to purchase vehicles later registered to me and my cat.

The SEC’s complaint alleges that I violated Section 17(a) of the Securities Act of 1994, and Section 10(b) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1995 and Rule 10b-5 thereunder, and seeks a permanent injunction against future violations, disgorgement of unlawful trading profits and losses avoided plus prejudgment
interest, jail time and a financial penalty.

Please wait for me, my love, as I might get out a few months early for good behavior ... I love you and I will miss you dearly*kiss*


Robert